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People Share Their Most Embarrassing ER Visits And They're Unreal - Yahoo Life UK

People Share Their Most Embarrassing ER Visits And They're Unreal - Yahoo Life UK

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"We went to the ER, and the nurse said, 'We have no protocol for a microwaved arm... let me see what Google says.'"

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Nobody likes going to the emergency room — it is not fun — but sometimes, the reason you end up there can be pretty funny or weird. Like the time my mom and dad were having an epic water fight in the kitchen while doing dishes, and my dad dove across the hardwood floor face-first trying to avoid a blast from the sprayer, but ended up splitting his chin open instead. Whoops!

Recently, a user on Threads who goes by slimthickmamaa asked people to share their wildest ER stories.

Social media post by slimthickmamaa asking for unusual reasons people went to the ER, humorously excluding a shower mishap story @slimthickmamaa / Via threads.com

People were eager to get their stories out there, and thank god, because these tales had me laughing my ass off, and scratching my head thinking, "Now, how did we find ourselves in this position?" Lolol. So, here's the best of what people had to share:

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Post humorously shares an urgent care visit for a squirrel bite, with a thumb break from pole dancing in a hot dog costume on Halloween @projectilewhimsy / Via threads.com

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Social media post by user sarahteubner8 describing a mishap while running in the dark, resulting in injury from a portable charger @sarahteubner8 / Via threads.com

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Text post about a friend's defective microwave causing a trip to the ER, where a nurse humorously suggests Googling a "microwaved arm" protocol @inmyhappyland / Via threads.com

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Text post: A person recounts slicing their finger while trying to finish cutting potatoes on a mandolin after their sister did the same. Both went to the ER @ohhhaithere / Via threads.com

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Social media post about a near-fatal incident involving a ruptured artery during sex, with 780 likes and 22 comments @buhnannaaa / Via threads.com

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Social media post: A person humorously shares about accidentally taking their dog's medication, recounting nurses joking about possible dog-like behavior @deb13b / Via threads.com

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Social media post: User shares a humorous misfortune at a friend's wedding, breaking metatarsals while dancing and ending up in the ER @stoopidkat / Via threads.com

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Text post about a roller skating fall causing a hard hit, leading to a concussion scare and an ER visit for evaluation @mrsredfox / Via threads.com

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Social media post about someone accidentally reaching into a fryer after dropping a ticket in. They spent New Year's at the emergency room @canuckarmymom / Via threads.com

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Social media post about playing fetch with a cat and spraining a ligament, resulting in wearing a splint @kmrakestraw / Via threads.com

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A parent shares a story about their young child eating a rock, leading to a hospital ER visit and a CT scan revealing no rock @benderachel / Via threads.com

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Wall with a large hole above an electrical outlet, described as the result of someone diving out of bed while dreaming of chasing a baseball @dxaaxddxa / Via threads.com

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Social media post joking about a constipation experience, mentioning labor-like effort, suppositories, and a humorous comment to a nurse @angry_granddad_1_voice / Via threads.com

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A social media post humorously recounts an adult's mishap with a cactus, leading to calling a helpline for self-inflicted nose pain @jerta / Via threads.com

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Summary of text: The user describes a painful experience of tearing chest wall muscles, which was initially mistaken for a heart attack. Recovery was tough, and future risk remains @jotea_writes / Via threads.com

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Social media post about a cat sleeping on someone's leg, causing a sprained ankle. Doctor said it was the first case they saw like this @mari.lamar / Via threads.com

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A social media post describes a hospital visit for what was thought to be a blood clot, but it was actually an undigested piece of red pepper @michaelroma451 / Via threads.com

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A man with heart issues repeatedly reuses a catheter from the trash, leading to a bladder infection and laughter from those present @neece2840 / Via threads.com

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A social media post humorously recounts falling with mango salsa and joking with ER doctors who asked if any salsa was left @emilysueanderson / Via threads.com

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Social media post about not washing hands after cutting jalapeños and an ex-boyfriend incident @rminwpb / Via threads.com

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A person recounts slipping while changing a mannequin, resulting in an injury that required stitches @chipmunk.27001860 / Via threads.com

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A person shares an experience about a breakup and visiting the ER, humorously noting the nurses' kindness and quoting them saying, "men ain't shit." @dr.kaparazzi / Via threads.com

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Social media post: "A zebra bit off a raised mole on my stomach (I had always hated that mole)." Posts show 147 likes and 5 comments @monkeygeography / Via threads.com

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Summary of text: A person recounts dislocating their shoulder, elbow, and fingers after a high-five in bed, leading to a diagnosis of Ehlers-Danlos syndrome @bouncydreads / Via threads.com

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A man on a hospital bed with a large wooden post through his thigh, appearing calm. Tweet above describes humorous accident with a drill @rhonddahomfeldt / Via threads.com

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Two social media posts about exercise mishaps. One describes a tibia injury during boot camp; the other reacts humorously about exercise-related injuries @the_tallest_bookworm/@golden_c7nt / Via threads.com

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A person describes taking a man to the ER who saved toenails, mixed them with oil and pennies, ingested it, and later called 911 on Christmas night @paulmyo / Via threads.com

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A mom shared a humorous story about ordering KFC for dinner, choking, and the local response when her son called 911 @kayemshi / Via threads.com

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A social media post recounting a past medical encounter where a woman used kitchen tongs to attempt removing a tampon she couldn't find @falastineeya83 / Via threads.com

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A social media post humorously recounts a medical visit, revealing the person was advised they just needed to fart after experiencing abdominal pain @catmommacheri / Via threads.com

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Comment reminisces about an ex-husband testing bear spray indoors during a visit to North Carolina @tatadragonfly333 / Via threads.com

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Username "purpleautist" posts: "I walked into a glass wall, thinking it was a door." @purpleautist / Via threads.com

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Social media post by amanda.korsellbrown sharing a story about being bitten by a horse at the Minnesota State Fair, leading to hand surgery at age 21 @amanda.korsellbrown / Via threads.com

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Social media post about spilling expired tomato paste into the eye while using a can opener. Post has 351 likes and 1 comment @barbara.nicholson.376 / Via threads.com

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Two text posts where the writer describes an incident of inhaling rice, causing a sinus blockage. They faced multiple health issues and ER visits @kodynotcody2 / Via threads.com

36. And finally:

Person recounts how Medicaid stopped covering anti-seizure medication at 16, leading to a seizure at school; insurance resolved it after doctor intervened @uhhkimberley / Via threads.com

What's the weirdest or funniest reason you ever ended up in the emergency room? Tell me your stories in the comments, or use the anonymous form below. Your response may end up featured in an upcoming BuzzFeed article!

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